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The Plan
Somewhere along Main, Carl swears he saw this gorilla get into a Chevy Chevelle, start it up and drive off. I cast doubt but Carl swears again, he swears a lot, it was a gorilla, or maybe it was a chinchilla and just in time because the meter maid was ticketing one car behind and the Chevelle's time had expired so whatever animal this was, was doing a favor for somebody and then is when I remembered I own a Chevelle, a yellow one, was it yellow, I ask Carl and he nods up and down so there you have it, some gorilla stole my car so I flag down a beat cop and after my brief rant, I get pulled in for ranting without a permit but Carl rescues me, pays my fine. His wife Camilla was accompanying him and confesses it was she in her big fur hat and coat who took my Chevelle to run an errand as her old little jalopy was in the shop and me, hmm, I'd forgotten this was the plan all along. |
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